Sutton United

The Strikers are Key safe was just recovering from being pillaged by the Club treasurer last time out when lightning struck twice in the 20th draw of the season, made in a boisterous Players' Bar after the 3-2 win v Chester which took the U's to the top of the National League table. The safe's defences were breached by John and Dave Parker, owners of ball number 15 ('Ome M'Lady) which came out of the purple velvet bag. John then went on to select the right key and relieved the safe of its £500 contents. Congratulations to them, both stalwart U's fans.

The SAK safe will be licking its wounds and seeking to tighten up its defences in the 21st draw to be made after the match v Bromley on Easter Monday!

See you then.

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